Why Trump can't keep his eyes open!

Have you looked around the Cabinet Room during any of these clownish, WH meetings, lately?  You’d have to be a village idiot not to realize Trump is surrounded by goofballs. All subpar people.  All unserious. Not one credible voice.  None distinguished in the meaningful sense of the word.  The key players include sexual misconduct folks, misuse of funds people, and those reported to be on constant “thin ice”. 

 From right to left. Trump’s googly-eyed FBI guy was once reported to have been locked in his room on a paranoid bender.  His war guy quotes Pulp Fiction bible passages, and his cocaine sniffing health guy collects dead raccoon dicks on the side of the road.  Money man, Bessent, suggests taxpayers should simply claim more dependents to have more to spend, and still struggles to explain who pays the tariffs. And let’s not forget here today, gone tomorrow, Elon Musk, and Nazi wannabe Steven Miller, aka Pee Wee German.  Strategically seated around the room, we see countless women with rather grotesque “Mar-a-Lago faces”. 

 Update:

 Cosplay Noem was fired on March 5. Her pet monkey, Greg Bovino was demoted on January 27.  Screeching AG Bondi was fired on April 2. Acting ICE Director, Todd Lyons, announced his resignation on April 16. Labor Sec. Chavez-DeRemer resigned under pressure on April 20.  National Intelligence Dir. Tulsi Gabbard quit on May 22. 

 On the hot-seat, resident evangelist, Pete Hegseth, for abject incompetence and his sophomoric approach to serious matters.  Commerce head, Lutnick, has been effectively silenced given his Epstein connections and job performance.  Turning out…he’s not so genuine.  Now we’ve got top sycophant, Markwayne Mullin, heading up Homeland Security and Trump’s personal criminal defense attorney as the new AG.

 No wonder their “Dear Leader” can’t stay awake!

 NUFF SED!!!