Effective Immediately, President Trump's name will be changed to...

By Citizen Proclamation, we hereby declare that EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, we will be changing the name of the President of the United States from Donald J. Trump to “SNOOZY D”!  INTELLIGENT CITIZENS have determined that the president KNOWN PREVIOUSLY AS DONALD J. TRUMP is NOT CAPABLE and not up to the job. SAD! All DUMB MAGA people should take note. YOUR BOY IS ASLEEP AT THE SWITCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!