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# Trannies and Muzzies, Oh My!!!
- URL: https://nuff-sed.com/trannies-and-muzzies-oh-my/
- Published: 2026-09-05T14:33:11.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-05T14:33:11.000Z
- Author: Thomas Raleigh

Hey MAGA, let’s talk about these so-called “threats” to our country you all seem so upset about. It’s really all I hear from FOX News. Particularly from their two resident clown princes, goofy Greg Gutfield and giggling Jesse Waters. I mean, just about every night. 

C’mon, this is serious. Get a load of this!

First up, this “takeover” of men playing in women’s sports thing, or as you all like to refer to it, “men in women’s locker rooms”. I must admit that until hearing about this problem of late, I never realized the danger. I mean, what a terrible thing. Even our dear governor here in Texas, Greg Abbott, talks a lot about what a “major crisis” this thing has become. So big that he wants to keep it a “top priority” in the upcoming mid-terms. He says, he’s the one who can fix it. You go, Greg!

In preparation for whether I should vote for Greg, or not, I started researching the facts. I wanted to know what we’re up against, and what we all need to do about it. 

Good news! Not as big an issue as we were being led to believe. For example, the governing body of the NCAA released a detailed study and also testified before Congress. They found that 10 athletes, competing out of more than 500,000 student-athletes, were determined to be transgender. For the record, there were zero cases reported by the State of Texas’s K-12 public schools or universities.

Phew!!! I feel better. It’s just a simple fix, it seems. All we need to do now is obtain the names of these 10 transgendered souls, publish where they live, report their contact information to ICE, and let them handle it. 

Got that one solved.

Next, this impending peril of Muslims, infiltrating our communities, “forcing Sharia Law upon us”. They’re all over the place. We got five in the House of Representatives, one just elected Mayor of NYC, and another one running for a Senate seat. Clearly a menace to our Democracy! I mean, when you hear people like Donald Trump, Senators John Cornyn and Tommy Tuberville, along with House members, Nancy Mace, Chip Roy, Randy Fine, Andy Ogles, and the usuals on FOX News, all condemning “this rising Muslim threat”, who’s NOT to believe? 

Again, just to be certain, I did my own research, and here’s what I found.

Muslims account for .9% of the U.S. adult population. Definitely something to be reckoned with. All I can say is thank goodness, for the goon squad at FOX keeping their dull-witted fans informed of this “imminent danger”. Then again, “Humpty-Trumpty” doesn’t seem to have problem with these Muslim folks since they gifted him a $400M luxury jet, and invested $2B in his son-in-law’s private equity firm. So, maybe not such a big deal after all.

And if ICE isn’t too busy, perhaps they can handle this one as well.

NUFF SED!!!