Thomas J. Raleigh · Author · Essayist · Raconteur · Est. 1950

LET’S PLAY A GAME OF WHO SAID WHAT – Circle the Correct Answer

✕ Thomas J. Raleigh · October 22, 2026 · 1 min read

 

“I will say, and I will do things that no one else in their right mind would do”.

(A)  Steve Witkoff

(B) Elon Musk

(C)  President Donald Trump

(D)  Stephen Miller

(E)   None of the Above

“Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?

(A)  Steve Witkoff

(B)   Elon Musk

(C)   President Donald Trump

(D)  Stephen Miller

(E)   None of the Above

“I am an alien”.

(A)  Steve Witkoff

(B)   Elon Musk

(C)   President Donald Trump

(D)  Stephen Miller

(E)   None of the Above

“So, he’s over here, I’m over here, and I’m studying his body. I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. I always precede it by saying, nothing wrong. But it’s never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I look at his ass, then I look at his legs, and I said, his ass …shit, it’s like a pile of muscle. Then I looked at his legs and I said, man, his feet are big. Then I looked at his shoulders. And I tapped him on the shoulder and it actually hurt my hand. He’s like a piece of steel. And I said, this guy’s a monster”.

(A)  Steve Witkoff

(B)   Elon Musk

(C)   President Donald Trump

(D)  Stephen Miller

(E)   None of the Above

“You talk so much about my President being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that”.

(A)  Steve Witkoff

(B)   Elon Musk

(C)   President Donald Trump

(D)  Stephen Miller

(E)   None of the Above

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