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# Ladies and Gentlemen…the President of the United States… Donald John Trump…in his own words!!!
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- Published: 2026-07-21T12:08:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-07-21T12:08:32.000Z
- Author: Thomas Raleigh

At any Trump rally: I’m really rich… I have a very good brain… I’m a very stable genius… I’m like really smart… I know words. I have the best words… I alone can fix it… There’s my beautiful black, blacks love Trump.

On Women: You can grab ‘em by the pussy… She had blood coming out of her whatever… She actually indicated that she loved it, said it was sexy. (E. Jean Carroll deposition) … I will be dating her in ten years… Quiet Piggy!

On the campaign trail: He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.

COVID-19: It will just disappear like a miracle… If we do half the testing, we’d have half the cases… And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, almost like a cleaning.

Protesters: Can’t we just shoot them in the leg or something?

Bizarre animal references: They’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets… These offshore windmills are driving the whales crazy… He died like a dog, a beautiful dog… So, I have a choice of electrocution or a shark. You know what I’m going to take? Electrocution every time.

Science: Magnets don’t work when they get wet. 

Cost of drugs: We’ve lowered the cost of drugs 600%, 800%, 1200%, and in some cases 1500%.

Cost of Ballroom: It’s doubled because we doubled the size, stupid!

The Reflection Pool: Made with powerful rubber that can’t even be cut with a knife.

Declaration of Independence: Well, it means exactly what it says, it’s a declaration. A declaration of unity, love, and respect, and it means a lot. And, it’s something very special to this country.

Iran: It will take five to six weeks…. We’re winning… We won the war in the first hour… We won (stated 32 times) … They’re begging to make a deal (stated 38 times). We’re flying wherever we want. Nobody’s even shooting at us.

Wars: I’ll stop it in 24 hours… I’ve stopped 6 wars… I’ve stopped 7 wars… I’ve stopped 10 wars… Ukraine should never have started this war.

On Tariffs: We took in more $18 trillion in 10 months. We will be taking care of our people. Childcare will be relatively inexpensive compared to what we will be taking in.

On Daycare: We can’t take care of daycare, we’re fighting wars.

Affordability: It’s a hoax… I’m not worried about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t care about anybody.