Five Big Ones, Baby!!!

As we all heard, we got big bucks coming our way.  Last week, at his Trump-a-Palooza mid-term convention, the man himself pledged to every adult in the U.S., all 270M of us, that each of us will get a dividend check for $5,000! 

Can you believe it? This is fantastic news!

He’s said this about himself many times, but who can argue?  I agree, he’s the absolute greatest president in American history!

He also told us his tariff program has generated “over $21 Trillion”. “It is coming in at levels no one has ever seen before.” So yeah, plenty to go around.  Now we just need to get Hassett, Lutnick, and Bessent to stop scrambling about in their explanations of how this is going to get done, and get on the same page.

Those guys obviously screwed up the last $2K tariff dividend we were supposed to get this year.

And we didn’t get those $5K DOGE checks, either, so let’s get on the ball, boys!